I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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