hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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