I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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