ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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