Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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