three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I pour the whiskey from now on
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
