This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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