dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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