yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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