Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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