hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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