Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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