He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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