I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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