This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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