Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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