I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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