I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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