im drinking this country out of the recession.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Randomize
