last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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