yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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