I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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