I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Randomize
