they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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