I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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