HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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