I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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