no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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