New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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