Swine flu. Run for my life!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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