Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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