Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I have post one night stand depression
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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