Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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