do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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