shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
