She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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