could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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