You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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