In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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