My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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