there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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