Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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