I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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