my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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