I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
And then he peed in my hair
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