Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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