think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
dude. I can hear the air.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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