i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.