i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....