Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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