Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I know her cup size but not her name....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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