her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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