I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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