38 yer olds are good kisserssss
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Found your dick twin last night
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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