He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Dick very happy bro
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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