what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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