This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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