I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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