just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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