My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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