I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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